Break Ribs
$6.00 - $8.00
If you’ve ever cracked a sternum and someone’s emotional stability in the same shift, this one’s for you.
This premium vinyl sticker features a ribcage packed with energy drinks, cigarette stress relief, and a very overworked human heart — basically a portrait of modern EMS romance.
Perfect for medics who don’t sugarcoat the job, the dating scene, or the sound ribs make during quality CPR.
Details
- Material: Thick, durable vinyl
- Waterproof + Weatherproof: Survives spills, shifts, and station gossip
- UV Resistant: Won’t fade, unlike your optimism
- Perfect For: Tumblers, charting laptops, clipboards, hard cases, rigs and any other slappable surface.
Wear it with pride. Break ribs, break hearts, save lives.