Shipping and delivery

1. Processing Time

Every order is packed by hand (mine, sometimes being supervised by my clingy chihuahua) with caffeine, care, and chaos. Expect 3–7 business days for processing before it ships. Custom orders may take longer because art takes time (and existential spirals).

2. Shipping Methods

I ship through USPS unless otherwise stated. You’ll get tracking info once it’s on its way, so you can obsessively refresh it like the rest of us.

3. Delivery Times

Once shipped, delivery usually takes 3–10 business days within the U.S. International orders vary depending on customs, distance, and how merciful the postal deities are that week.

4. Lost or Stolen Packages

Once your package leaves my hands, it’s out of my control and into the hands of the mail gremlins. If your order goes missing, I’ll do what I can to help, but I can’t replace items marked delivered. Please check with your post office or that one neighbor who “doesn’t steal” but always has suspicious packages.

5. Address Accuracy

Double-check your shipping info before checkout. If you accidentally send your order to an ex, I can’t fix that (but I’ll laugh with you about it).

6. Packaging

Everything ships in sturdy, eco-friendly packaging — because I care about the planet and your stickers not arriving like origami.

TL;DR:

I ship fast, pack carefully, and trust USPS like a chaotic neutral friend.