Hypocaffeinated
$6.00 - $8.00
For the EMS professional who is running on empty, held together by sheer willpower, and teetering on the edge of a caffeine-related medical emergency.
This premium vinyl sticker features a skeleton medic receiving the only IV that truly matters: straight coffee. Whether you’re mid-shift, post-shift, or spiritually deceased until your next cup, this one hits home.
Details
- Material: Durable weatherproof vinyl
- Finish: Smooth, bold, and disaster-resistant
- Waterproof / UV Resistant: Yes
- Perfect For: Tumblers, charting laptops, station fridges, clipboards, med bags, morale boosts
Because sometimes the diagnosis really is hypocaffeinated. 💀☕️