Unsafe Scene

For the medics who walk into every call like a gremlin with a trauma bag and a caffeine addiction.

This sticker features a skeleton EMT casually sipping coffee while their ambulance is fully engulfed in flames — the most accurate depiction of EMS professionalism ever captured.

Waterproof, sunproof, durable, and built to survive shift work, bad weather, and worse coworkers.

Slap it on your clipboard, water bottle, car window, or that emotional support Pelican case

Finish: Glossy, heavy-duty and waterproof

Mood: “This is fine” but make it EMS 💀🚑🔥