Nothing Matters
$6.00 - $8.00
A little nihilism, a little sparkle, and a whole lot of chaotic energy. This vinyl sticker features a pastel, glitter-speckled pistol surrounded by cheerful daisies and crowned with the deadpan mantra: “Nothing Matters (but I’m armed anyways).”
It’s the perfect blend of cute-but-dangerous, soft-but-spiteful — ideal for water bottles, laptops, ammo cans, notebooks full of intrusive thoughts, or anywhere you want to broadcast your sunny brand of unbothered menace.
Waterproof, durable, and ready to outlast whatever the universe throws at you (even if nothing matters).